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Re: A Contest!
Ladies, if you knew Lordstanley like I know Lordstanley, you'd know that ever since the day he was born, the easiest way to make him shut up or stop crying has been to stick a boob in his mouth. Likewise, if a woman ever wanted Lordstanley to stick around, the most effective time-tested approach has been for her to wrap a couple of boobs around his ears so he couldn't get away.
If I understand correctly, Lordstanley asked politely several times for bare boob photos from the ladies on this board. There are about 7 or 8 women who have posted here regularly dating back to the bs.net days. Not counting Wendy0015's 3rd nipple, that makes 14 to 16 female boobs. If the ladies here couldn't pool their God-given resources and combined come up with photos of 3 or 4 or their bare boobs to send to Lordstanley over the past 4 years, well, it's no wonder he decided to abandon you all. So next time you ladies are in the shower just playing with your boobs for no reason, remind yourself that you instead could have put your boobs to good use by using them to ensure Lordstanley's continued presence.
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17/Nov/06, 2:21 am
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lol...nice to see you Lord!
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17/Nov/06, 2:22 am
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Canadian Idiot
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Lisa, are you being a good host for the Great Canadian Drunk? Nice to see the Grey Cup back in a cold-weather city. While the crowd atmosphere and street parties all week were surprisingly good in Vancouver last year, the weather was too mild. Instead of it being windy enough to blow the short skirts of the French-Canadian cheerleaders of the Montreal Alouettes up over their heads while they were cruising Granville St., I had to hike those skirts manually - which is hard to do with beers in both hands.
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17/Nov/06, 2:31 am
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quote: Canadian Idiot wrote:
Lisa, are you being a good host for the Great Canadian Drunk? Nice to see the Grey Cup back in a cold-weather city. While the crowd atmosphere and street parties all week were surprisingly good in Vancouver last year, the weather was too mild. Instead of it being windy enough to blow the short skirts of the French-Canadian cheerleaders of the Montreal Alouettes up over their heads while they were cruising Granville St., I had to hike those skirts manually - which is hard to do with beers in both hands.
The Calgary fans hosted a pancake breakfast outside of my office building this morning; I heard about it too late. The city is alive with Grey Cup fever right now...it's great!
It won't be cold here on Sunday, +1 and sunny.
As for the cheerleaders, whatever. Our city is bursting with football players
:D
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17/Nov/06, 2:42 am
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!@#$ lord, if I had known that you were coming back before my post about missing you was buried deep in archives, I wouldn't have said it.
The only consolation is that now I can call you Idiot.
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17/Nov/06, 3:20 am
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quote: spacebuggy wrote:
I miss lordstanley, too, Lara.
You could always try to delete your post, P-Buggy.
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17/Nov/06, 3:23 am
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I'm afraid I am but a peon on the site, lord, with no power to expunge or I might have considered it.
I suppose I could have saved the public decree and just met you downtown.
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17/Nov/06, 3:31 am
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I don't like my capital letters, I should have been canadian idiot. So I think I'm going to kill myself and wait for Lordstanley to get out of Purgatory, where he is spending just a bit more time as penance for his failed World Series guarantee. Oo revoir.
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17/Nov/06, 3:43 am
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that's funny, because I had a hard time with that "I".
godspeed.
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17/Nov/06, 3:49 am
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quote: Canadian Idiot wrote:
Lordstanley to get out of Purgatory, where he is spending just a bit more time as penance for his failed World Series guarantee.
but today his tiger leader was crowned the best of the american league...surely that should shorten his sentence!!
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17/Nov/06, 4:55 am
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