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$hit Happens....at least u didnt get weak knees and fallin
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Just booked a table for Valentine’s Day for me and the wife. Bound to end in tears though - she's crap at snooker.
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Viz Top Tips: BIRDS. Try standing closer together at dawn. That way you won't have to [email protected]#$ shout.
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They only start to hurt when you try to hang on to them after seeing what they really are
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"Oh my God, it's Bruce Springsteen! Bruuuuce!
And then it's Nobel Peace guy." Ben Stiller
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A young girl drives through the desert and her car runs out of gas. An Indian offers her a place behind him on his horse. Every five minutes the Indian yells wildly. After he has dropped her off at a gas station, the Indian leaves with one last loud wild howl.
"What did you do to him?" asks the guy at the gas station.
"Nothing", replies the girl, "I just sat behind him and grabbed the saddlehorn."
"Oh my dear, Indians don´t have no saddles..."
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I'm ridin' on the power and livin' on the promise in your last kiss
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Grandpa and Grandma were visiting the kids overnight, when Grandpa found a bottle of Viagra in his son's medicine cabinet.
He asked the son about using one of the pills, and the son said "I don't think you should take one; they're very strong and very expensive."
"How much?" asked Grandpa.
$10.00 a pill answered the son.
"I don't care," said Grandpa, "I'd like to try one, and I'll leave the money under your pillow as soon as I break this $50.00 bill."
The next morning the son found $110.00 under his pillow. He said to Grandpa, "I told you each pill was $10.00, not $110.00."
"I know," said Grandpa. "The hundred is from Grandma
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Something's open it's my heart
If something's missing it's when we're apart
If something's good it's when we're back together again
Nothing's wrong it's just insane
Nothing's right until you're back again.
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And then it's Nobel Peace guy." Ben Stiller
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