MaccBruce
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Silly Joke
Not autobiographical! Alright, maybe it is,lol
After many years of married life, a man finds that he is unable to perform his duties as a husband between the sheets. He goes to his doctor, tries a few things but nothing works. "It's all in your mind," says the doctor. and refers him a psychiatrists.
After a few visits, the shrink confesses, "I am at a loss as to how you could possibly be cured." The psychiatrist refers him to a witch doctor. The witch doctor says, "I can cure this." He throws some powder on a flame, and there is a flash of light with billowing blue smoke. "This is powerful healing, but you can only use it once a year!" says the witch doctor. "All you have to do is say '123' and it shall rise as long as you wish!" The guy then asks the witch doctor, "what happens when its over?" The witch doctor says "All you or your partner has to say is '1234' and it will go down. But be warned; after that, it will not work again for a year!"
The guy goes home, that night he is so excited and anxious to suprise his wife, he can't wait to go to bed. They get into bed and he says "123," and just like magic, he gets an erection. His wife rolls over and asks, "what did you say '123 for?"
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4/Sep/07, 11:24 pm
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5/Sep/07, 2:03 am
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Funny one Ian. lol
(would it be inappropriate to post a joke here, that might be considered as sensitive or in bad taste by some?)
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5/Sep/07, 4:10 am
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MaccBruce
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Funny one Ian. lol
(would it be inappropriate to post a joke here, that might be considered as sensitive or in bad taste by some?)
Why not pm me the joke and I'll assess it's suitability, lol
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5/Sep/07, 7:41 pm
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Re: Silly Joke
On his first day in rock heaven, Johnny Cash is shown around by Jimi Hendrix. They see Janis Joplin swimming in Southern Comfort, Elvis making fried peanut butter and banana sandwiches and Jim Morrison composing poetry. Cash decides he's going to like it here. In the next room they see U2's Bono admiring himself in a mirror.
"Wait," falters Cash, "Bono's not dead yet!"
"No, no, no," says Hendrix, that's God, he just thinks he's Bono!"
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5/Sep/07, 8:32 pm
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MaccBruce wrote:
Why not pm me the joke and I'll assess it's suitability, lol
Tell ya what, I'll E-mail it to you, I know you will think it's funny, not sure others would though.
:D
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Two great jokes..made me laugh out loud!!!
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6/Sep/07, 2:56 pm
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A man is speeding down a narrow mountain road, when a woman comes hurtling round the corner. He swerves to avoid her, but as she passes she leans out the window and screams 'PIG!'
Astonished, the man turns and yells back, '[email protected]#$!' as he reaches the bend and crashes into a pig.
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All right...where are you getting these from? They are uncommonly good, so they can't be from your usual source! =D
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Dreams are given to you when you're young enough to dream them; they won't do you any harm
They only start to hurt when you try to hang on to them after seeing what they really are
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1985i wrote:
All right...where are you getting these from? They are uncommonly good, so they can't be from your usual source! =D
Hold on, my normal source is you!
My source is confidential, but it is a magazine that I have otherwise never bought or read.
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