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I think the only man I know that appears to be well-trained is Tim from this board. But he is a complete anomaly anyways.



Toilet seat down - yes
Replace toilet paper roll - yes, I think I'm the only one that does do it
Dishes in their proper place - not always
Leave her alone until 1 hour after wake up - no, how do you think we have six kids?
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[Leave her alone until 1 hour after wake up - no, how do you think we have six kids?



hahaha!!!

i just love this place!!!


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Are you my wife?

I'm six years younger than she is...

 I can't make coffee...aren't dishes supposed to go above that thing w/ the latch on it thats noisy when I'm tring to watch tellvision??? I can't speak until she delivers the coffee to me on the nightstand..the paper is in the throneroom awaiting me.

Lunch is packed, clothes laid out.

Shake the ice in the empty coctail glass for a refill. Hand signals for the ceiling fan. (finger twirls in air)

Oh yeah..she gets carsick when she's not driving..mighty convenient as well. Permanent desecrated driver.

I'm a dreadful hypochondriac, she's a nurse.


I do cook (but don't prep) and bring the trash cart and recycling bin around to the front of the house and handle all the bills, taxes, insurance, vehicle maintenance and child and pet care..(we have no kids or pets). =D



  

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..oh and earlier this week she called in for Chinese take out that I was to pick up on the way home form work..arrived at the house empty handed...

"Where's the food"

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Are you my wife?

I'm six years younger than she is...

 I can't make coffee...aren't dishes supposed to go above that thing w/ the latch on it thats noisy when I'm tring to watch tellvision??? I can't speak until she delivers the coffee to me on the nightstand..the paper is in the throneroom awaiting me.

Lunch is packed, clothes laid out.

Shake the ice in the empty coctail glass for a refill. Hand signals for the ceiling fan. (finger twirls in air)

Oh yeah..she gets carsick when she's not driving..mighty convenient as well. Permanent desecrated driver.

I'm a dreadful hypochondriac, she's a nurse.


I do cook (but don't prep) and bring the trash cart and recycling bin around to the front of the house and handle all the bills, taxes, insurance, vehicle maintenance and child and pet care..(we have no kids or pets).



Quite a few similarities here! How does your wife treat you when you are sick? Does she buy into your hypochondria or does she just say "Take 2 Tylenol, a Benadryl and go to sleep."? Translation, "Go to bed; you are driving me crazy with your whining!"

Your lunch is packed, your clothes are laid out??!! What grade are you in?!

You sound mighty spoiled to me! And you can't even remember to bring home the Chinese food!



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i think men are just basically all alike!

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i think men are just basically all alike!



What is it you always say, heidi? Choose the person that you will have the easiest time tolerating their faults?

I think they pretty much are all alike with a few sub-categories. Except for Tim. He puts the toilet seat down and replaces the roll! That's gold!



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yep, pick the person whose faults you can most live with.

michael does put the seat down though. that was a biggie for me.

now i'm working on jacob.

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what is it with women and the toilet seat? can't you SEE the damn thing is up? unless it's the middle of the night of course. we have to sit on them too you know, just not as often. and NOT ONCE have i ever fallen in

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Craig puts the seat down too, he's been well trained!
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