dwnbndtrn
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Re: My husband is a DORK!
quote: barefoot girl wrote:
I think the only man I know that appears to be well-trained is Tim from this board. But he is a complete anomaly anyways.
Toilet seat down - yes
Replace toilet paper roll - yes, I think I'm the only one that does do it
Dishes in their proper place - not always
Leave her alone until 1 hour after wake up - no, how do you think we have six kids?
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10/Nov/06, 10:56 pm
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beachheidi
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Re: My husband is a DORK!
quote: dwnbndtrn wrote:
[Leave her alone until 1 hour after wake up - no, how do you think we have six kids?
hahaha!!!
i just love this place!!!
--- a girl doesn't have to give into temptation, but she might not get another chance!
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10/Nov/06, 11:00 pm
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Raisncaine
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Re: My husband is a DORK!
Are you my wife?
I'm six years younger than she is...
I can't make coffee...aren't dishes supposed to go above that thing w/ the latch on it thats noisy when I'm tring to watch tellvision??? I can't speak until she delivers the coffee to me on the nightstand..the paper is in the throneroom awaiting me.
Lunch is packed, clothes laid out.
Shake the ice in the empty coctail glass for a refill. Hand signals for the ceiling fan. (finger twirls in air)
Oh yeah..she gets carsick when she's not driving..mighty convenient as well. Permanent desecrated driver.
I'm a dreadful hypochondriac, she's a nurse.
I do cook (but don't prep) and bring the trash cart and recycling bin around to the front of the house and handle all the bills, taxes, insurance, vehicle maintenance and child and pet care..(we have no kids or pets). =D
--- So c’mon mister trouble we’ll make it through you somehow
We’ll fill this house with all the love all that heaven will allow...
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10/Nov/06, 11:32 pm
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Raisncaine
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..oh and earlier this week she called in for Chinese take out that I was to pick up on the way home form work..arrived at the house empty handed...
"Where's the food"
--- So c’mon mister trouble we’ll make it through you somehow
We’ll fill this house with all the love all that heaven will allow...
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10/Nov/06, 11:36 pm
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beachheidi
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i think men are just basically all alike!
--- a girl doesn't have to give into temptation, but she might not get another chance!
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10/Nov/06, 11:59 pm
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beachheidi
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Re: My husband is a DORK!
yep, pick the person whose faults you can most live with.
michael does put the seat down though. that was a biggie for me.
now i'm working on jacob.
--- a girl doesn't have to give into temptation, but she might not get another chance!
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11/Nov/06, 12:10 am
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what is it with women and the toilet seat? can't you SEE the damn thing is up? unless it's the middle of the night of course. we have to sit on them too you know, just not as often. and NOT ONCE have i ever fallen in
--- there ain't no saguaro in Texas...betcha didn't know that did you?
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11/Nov/06, 12:16 am
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Re: My husband is a DORK!
Craig puts the seat down too, he's been well trained!
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11/Nov/06, 12:20 am
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