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My husband is a DORK!


I am beginning to believe that he has peaked with his learning curve.

He just phoned me and he was sitting in the parking lot at the health department. I have my main office at that branch but if I work on Thursdays I am at a different branch. I have worked at the HD for 8 freakin' years now. We have always been at the other office on Thursdays! I really believe that he should know this by now!

I also said to him "Why would you think I would even be there this late?!" emoticon His reply was "I thought you worked late on Thursdays." Nope, never have on any Thursday, ever. Then he said "I phoned your office extension all day and you didn't answer. I also phoned the other extensions and no one answered!" Duh! That is because the entire STD clinic goes to the other office on Thursdays!

I guess I missed out on dinner out but I am PSML so it is worth it.

At what age, exactly, is it that men become untrainable? I married someone 8 years younger than me because I thought I might have a shot at training him! He still leaves the toilet seat up, still does not replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty, still takes his dishes right to the counter above the dishwasher but does not ever put them in and he still has not learned that you have to leave me the hell alone for at least one hour when I first get out of bed. These are easy things!

It is pretty hopeless, I think. I could not train Joe to even open up a garbage bag and I had all summer to work on that with him. I think the only man I know that appears to be well-trained is Tim from this board. But he is a complete anomaly anyways.

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you didn't learn anything about your husband the first time around? you knew what you were getting

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Thanks Fred! I actually got a much better version of my husband the 2nd time around! I am not really complaining, just laughing. He is pretty hopeless with somethings. emoticon

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i shudder to think of the things Penny could post about me :holy:

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Where has Penny been lately anyways? And when did you peak with your learning curve?

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she works late every night now. and i peaked around 2nd grade

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Well at least you are honest about it!

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OMG!! i'm laughing so hard i can hardly type!!

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He still leaves the toilet seat up, still does not replace the toilet paper roll when it is empty, still takes his dishes right to the counter above the dishwasher but does not ever put them in and he still has not learned that you have to leave me the hell alone for at least one hour when I first get out of bed. These are easy things!



You should have married my roommate. He does all those things, AND he mows the lawn and cleans!

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OMG!! i'm laughing so hard i can hardly type!!



Me too. Priceless!!! :D

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