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I was a Teenage Werewolf


I remember, it was after long series of tests, in the basement of
my brother-in-law’s mobile home, that we discovered, when I was 13 years old, that I was a teenage werewolf.

And this was ok for a while, I'm 13, full moon, but the novelty soon wore off and as the years went by, my mother and the sisters, at the school decided that I needed psychiatric attention. S

o they sent me down to the doctor, and I laid on the couch and the doc got out his book and said: "Son, when did you first, start acting like this?"

I said: "Well, Doc, let me think back... I remember very well... it was around 1965... I was down along the boardwalk...I looked up one night, there was a full moon, the sky full of stars, all of a sudden this hair started growing all over my face, my fingers got longer, my pants got tighter...

...and a gold guitar stuck out of my left side...

and I remember, Doc...
before that I remember, I said: I felt like, I was nothing, and after that night, I knew, that I was nothing with a whole lotta hair"


....


This went on all through high school.
And it was then that my parents and the local police force decided that I was more than nothing with a whole lotta hair. I was definitely a big pain in the ass.

So they decided to hunt me down, and they knew at the time I was haunting the arcades of Asbury Park, and one night, they cornered me up on top of the ferris wheel. I jumped down onto the roof of the Palace Amusements, jumped down out on the Kingsley Avenue, hit Asbury Avenue and started making a beeline to the Route 35 Circle.

And by this time I had Asbury Park police force after me, and I had the state cops. Finally I got on the New Jersey Turnpike, and I was hustling down the road, remember that, and they called out, everybody, they called out the National Guard!

I think they called out, they called out the Army, too!

The Navy, the Marines, and any Cub Scout they could find.

I had them all on my trail, and they were gaining on me, they were gaining on me, and all of a sudden, up around Exit 109, a black Sedan pulled over...

and I looked through the window onto the front seat, and laying on the floor was a saxophone.

I remember he rolled down the window, he said, "Hey, kid, what did you do?"
I said, "I'm a werewolf, man, teenage variety."
He says, "Well, I don't know what that is, but I like your style, and if you need a ride, hop in."

So I hopped in, I said, "Man, put this thing to the floor."
Clarence jammed to the floor and man, we must've, we must've, we must've been doing 55! We were tearing it up!

And all I heard from behind me was the chief of the Asbury police force sticking his head out the window of car number 1 with a megaphone saying,

"STOP THAT MAN WITH THE GOLD GUITAR!"
 

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Last edited by Kid Zero, 27/Mar/14, 7:52 pm


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Re: I was a Teenage Werewolf


I still am a werewolf

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